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 Hello out there, this is Dora Bailey at Grauman's Theater in Hollywood. Every Star is here to make Monumental Picture's premiere of "The Royal Rascal" the event of 1927! | 
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  That sound you (never) heard is the arrival of the exotic star, Olga 
  Mara.
|  Here's Cosmo Brown, Don's closest friend. |  And here they are now, the bacon and eggs of the silver screen, Don Lockwood and Lina Lamont!!! | 
|  Cosmo and I performed form Mum and Dad's society friends. And they took us to the theater; the finest of the classics. |  | 

  Fit as a Fiddle and ready for love.....
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  We movie actors aren't much good at speaking in public, so we'll just act out 
  our thanks.

  ...........Why, it's Don Lockwood!

  It's just a lot of dumb show, like this....well, you know.

  Could there be eyes like yours, could there be lips like yours..............

  You, stepped out of a dream.......

  Now come on, kids, give me a break..... Farewell, Ethyl Barrymore.

  The Party Tango.
|  This is a demonstration of a Talking Picture. Notice how it is a picture of me, and I am talking...... |  Wheeeeeeeeee! | 

  It vill never amount to a sing!

  All I do is dream of you, the whole night through.......
|  Now that I know you live in a cake, I'll take you home. |  Here's one thing I learned from the movies...... | 

  Oh, Lina, you never looked lovelier!
|  Make 'em Laugh, make 'em laugh |  | 
|  |  Don't you know everyone wants to laugh. | 
|  Here comes Miss Lamont n....... I know, I know! |  I'm puttin' on your beauty mark, honey. | 
|  You're darned tootin' she got fired, I arranged it! |  Remember, Don, you love her, and have to overcome her shyness and timidity. | 

  Well of cawse we taulk! Don' ev'rybody?