Alliance Repertory Theater Company

is proud to present

...

directed by
Mike Driscoll

with

David Christopher as
"Charlie"

Chess Lankford as "Paul" .................John Correll as "Jackie"

“How about Helen of Troy?” “Could Leonard play it?”

“Bet the eight horse, Mozart’s Mass – It’s a sure thing.”

“Jackie, what do you think of the three horse?”

“Look at the name” ......“Daddy’s B.Q. – so what?”

“This is my race, and there’s a horse named after my
daughter. Daddy’s Beauty Queen, it’s perfect”

“Okay, make ya a deal: you get Mary to tell me it’s okay,
and I’ll take the action.”

“Sonovagun! Boy, they got the fix in today,
that’s for sure.”

“I gotta tell ya’, I can’t tell the difference between this
and the cheap stuff.”

“That’s my mother”.......... “Hiya honey. Howya doin’?”

“What you have to understand is the Mikado is version number three
of how they met.”............... “Which version is true?”

“How’d you guys do in the fourth? Just missed the exacta.
Got to the window and changed my mind.”

“So what I’d like you to do is go to Jackie and tell him
it’s okay to take the bet.”

“You’re gonna have all that, honey. The pearls, the hotels –
anything you want.”

“You’re the best, honey, the best.
That Miracle Worker you did, better’n Broadway!”

“I said to your mother at half-time, ‘Oh jeez, Mary’s in trouble.
Put a kid’s eyes out to get a performance!’”

“Gotta bottle with your name on it.... There you are, right there.”

“I think I’m going to clear off a place on the bookshelves
and keep her right there.”

“Okay, don’t get bunched up in there Beauty Queen.”

“Watch out for the four!”
“Where’s the four? You dirty sonuvagun! Get outta there!”

“Savin’ it for the big finish, honey. Plenty’a time.”

“Well… whatta’ ya gonna do, right? I mean, the fix.. was... in.
What can ya do?..... Hey, we tried, didn't we?
She was in first there for a few minutes,, wasn't she honey?.
Boy, that was somethin', wasn't it?"

“I don’t know. But I can’t feel sorry for you, Mare.
I think you’re one of the luckiest people I ever met.”

“This is our little secret, unnerstand?
Don’t even tell Mary.”

“He lost it at the window. That’s a little white lie ta keep me
from endin’ up inna trunk of a car.”

“Is this what you really want? ‘Cause whatever you want…
…..but this is crazy!”

“Did you have a wonderful day, Charlie?”
“It was the best, honey. The best.”

“Could'a used a little better luck. Ahh, but what 're ya gonna do, right? How often ya have a race named after ya?”